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Mar
14

A Blogger in Search of a Subject

TATYANNABE ADVISED – Reading this post and links will take more than thirty seconds.

Months ago I emailed book bloggers asking for reviews of my novels and an invitation to write articles for their sites. Persistence paid off. For the past month I’ve produced two essays per week. My articles, as you know, run about 1200 words.

On Friday I finished a guest post For Bev Sharp and started another for my weekly column. I wrote a first draft, let it sit, wrote it again today. It was political and it was accusatory. I don’t have a problem with taking sides, as long as it stays in my head. Everyone has opinions. But this post assigned blame and was harsh, even with injected humor.

So I threw it out. And it’s Sunday.

Folks, I’m BLOGGED OUT. I don’t have any ideas!

As a last resort I surfed the online newspaper Huffington Post for a story that would make me think. I found it.

 

A FORTY YEAR OLD RUSSIAN LADY HAS THE STRONGEST VAGINA IN THE WORLD!                             It lifts dumbbells.

People, you gotta see this. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/worlds-strongest-vagina_n_2837269.html?ref=topbar

Now if you’ve scanned the article and clicked the link to Tatyana Kozhevnikova’s own website http://www.intimfitness.com/ you’ll realize, like I did, that a gripping vagina is all about gripping sex. So dudes, if you find one of those, don’t walk away. (I know what I’m talking about. I once dated a leggy gymnast.)

Back to Tatyana. She’s the real deal. She registered her crotch as intellectual property. And not just in Russia. Here’s her local exercise protection.

US Certificate of Copyright Office No.1-420215082, priority of 11/06/2010 “HELTH AND RECREATION PROGRAM WITH ELEMENTS OF SHAPING AND FITNESS FOR INTIMATE MUSCLES OF WOMEN”

(Her misspelling, not mine.)

So what’s this post about? Will I tie-in vaginal crunches with writing novels? No.

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Last week I wrote an article for a site called Bex’n’Books. It has a Google content warning and that’s because Becky Johnson reviews ROMANCE and EROTICA novels, which I have never read. But I’ve seen plenty of covers. There’s always a ruggedly  shirtless, long-haired warrior dude sharing space with a perfect “ten” long-haired twenty-something chick staring at him with desirous eyes. Or they’re passionately embraced, or he’s holding her ‘cause she just fainted.

Every cover says, Take me. I’m yours.

“I’ll take you,” he whispers, and then he balls her brains out.

Or so my wife tells me, who has read every book with beautiful people ever published.

But I don’t have to read those tales to know that a female author couldn’t possibly perceive what skips through a guy’s brain (second by second) as he tries to keep it up for a marathon romp.

That’s where I come in. I wrote a post about how studs keep it going without firing first. I know about that. I directed porn.

Read my post. I’ll wait.                                                                                                 http://bexnbooks.blogspot.com/2013/03/guest-post-18-seduction-mans.html

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Finished? Good.

Now you ask, “So what’s the tie-in between a vagina that lifts weights and holding an erection?”

Humm… There’s gotta be one somewhere. Got any ideas? I don’t.

 

This post was originally published on Curiosityquills.com.

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7 comments

  1. Jerry's Cousin says:

    WOW! Irv, I’m speechless. I don’t know what to say. I’ve heard of these type of ladies with tight female parts, but I didn’t know how they got them.
    Your next blog should be on the guys that bed these ladies. I want to hear their side of this female workout.
    As for the romance and erotica novels, they are a good get away from every day life.

    1. Irving H. Podolsky says:

      But JC, I DID write a post about the guys that bed these ladies, the super studs who stay functioning for longer love making. It’s in the link to Bex ‘n’ Books at the end of this article.

      Irv

  2. Jerry's Cousin says:

    Okay – re-read Bex’n’ Books.
    I have run into a few of those guys! If I remember correctly, they were lacking in other areas. Takes all kinds to make our world interesting.

    1. Irving H. Podolsky says:

      WHAT was lacking?

  3. David W says:

    And if you think the vaginal weight lifter is wild, there are guys in Taiwan who have her, at the very least, matched – and for my money, beat. You really must check Yin Diao Gong out:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zw_9kGekRw

    1. Irving H. Podolsky says:

      Okay, I checked out this ancient practice Yin Diao Gong and found it fascinating. But doesn’t every guy stretch his gong in some way?

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